That’s what you get for acting hard. Word to yo Daddy’s leather sandals.
a coffee joke.
thetahjmowryblog: a husband and wife are fighting about who has to make coffee in the morning. the wife says “you wake up before me you should do it.” the husband says “it’s part of the cooking so it’s your responsibility.” “no.” the wife says. “it’s in the bible that the man makes coffee.” the husband says “Prove it.” the wife goes and gets the bible and sure enough there it is…”HEBREWS” (he...
I always think like
If I’m still doing what I did in high school and getting good grades in college, does that make me smart or stupid? On one hand I can get away with skating through school with a little amount of effort, because its not that hard. But on the other hand, am I stupid for not taking advantage of the opportunity I have and pushing myself? hmm
Language is arbitrary, therefore thinking is...
I want a Boxer puppy.
That one person that you just wanna...
My homie was trying to grill me for wasting money...
kaleidoscope-dreaam asked: How does yogurt creep you out? hahahahaa
If you were me.... You'd be singing to her like la...
I want to have an Asian kids closet
haha dead serious, idk where they get all these clothes from.
In order to get your driver’s license, you should...
that’s impossible hahaa
no not "school" but math class, that's why math...
In class: 1 + 1 = 2
Exercises: 1 + 2 + 1 = 4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.